Monday, July 4, 2011

A Man's Field Guide to Women: Exchange Student

Exchange Student

-          General Characteristics –  Fine, sexy, smart and looking for a sponsor, which they will let you know up front. They don’t’ care if you’re married, involved or single, as long as you pay their bills. Societal norms seem outdated to them. Their perspective is similar to the Free Agent (see field guide to men). She’s all about keeping things drama free and fun. She’s doesn’t want to marry you and she won’t ask you for anything. Being with her is like an escape. Essentially, she’s skimming the cream off of relationships, leaving behind the hard stuff (keeping house, working hard, family, etc…) Her lifestyle is more accepted overseas than in the US. Other women really, really hate her and she really, really doesn’t care.

-          Found in – At the club, in the gym, in the grocery store, etc. Typically, they’re not big on the church or temple thing. 

-          Relations after Marriage – Not real likely to get married, but later in life if they do.  Not really into keeping house or changing diapers either.

-          Fidelity – Flexible. Slightly above average, unless/until she finds a better sponsor. But if your check is regular, she isn’t looking.

-          Finances – Expensive, but she’s not pushing to be on your checking account, because she’s not looking to balance a check book. As long as her bills stay paid, she’s good. She may work part-time to save up money for trips or for spending money when she hooks up with her girls. BTW, although her friends know she has a sponsor, you’ll never meet them because loose lips sink ships and situations.

-          Chances  – Above average. You don’t have to be good looking, in shape or rich, just willing to pay her bills. She doesn’t date Mean Guy (see field guide to men).  She’s got better sense than that.

-          Future prospects – Actually, later in life she could take on some Earth Mother qualities, but she’ll always be a hybrid. She’s not like other girls.

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