Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Man's Field Guide to Women: Krafty Girl

Krafty Girl:




-         General Characteristics – You never know what she’s thinking. She throws shadows so well, that even her own mother doesn’t trust her. You know dating her is like playing against the house; stay one hand too long and you’re busted. She’s a lot like Pseudo Goddess, except that PG is up front with her demands. Krafty Girl won’t say a word, but she might leave you a note when she leaves, with most of your liquid assets and credit rating.

-         Found in – In the words and tears of the last fool she broke. 

-         Relations after Marriage – Oh, as long as she’s playing the con, she’s Academy Award worthy (so, you want the red pill or the blue one?)

-         Fidelity – As far as you know, she’s faithful as they come. But you really don’t know, do you?

-         Finances – Hers will be much better by the time she leaves you.

-         Chances – If you got something she wants, you’re out of luck.

-         Future prospects – Minimum security prison time. She always knew that if she stayed in the game too long, that it would come to this, but she can’t help herself. The Hustler would love to have her by his side, but she’s not into high risk stuff, so she avoids him and only dates “marks” and other “grifters” (confidence and identity theft con-men).

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