Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Man's Field Guide to Women: The Mistress

The Mistress:




-         General Characteristics – You know who she is. The problems start when she wants an upgrade. The Mistress will likely present herself as an Exchange Student, often because she believes it herself. But she’s not. Where The Exchange Student, like many mistresses overseas, has no aspiration to marry you, The Mistress, as defined on North American shores, will eventually decide that she want to be the Mrs. That’s when the curtain rises on the drama of your life. (Check out The Ten Relationship Commandments for Men)

-         Found in – Everywhere. 

-         Relations after Marriage – You’re not marrying her.

-         Fidelity – Does it matter?

-         Finances – Not as good as she’d like them to be.

-         Chances – Silly Rabbit.

-         Future prospects – It can’t end well.

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