Monday, July 4, 2011

A Man's Field Guide to Women: Ms Complicated

Ms. Complicated:


-          General Characteristics – She got issues. Good looking, better than they seem to know. Very much like Ms. Underrated, except for the fact they seem to have a preference for Mean Guy (see a field guide to men).  It’s almost like some sort of psycho-sexual thing from their youth, but they often come from good homes. BTW, most domestic abuse victims are not “complicated” women. They’re just women who’ve picked the wrong man and don’t know how to or don’t have the strength to get out. Ms Complicated will go from one Mean Guy to the next. You pray that she doesn’t have any kids.

-          Found in – few in numbers but all over. Although, interestingly, they are often very well accomplished. 

-          Relations after Marriage – Unless you’re Mean Guy or Mr. Inconsiderate, they’re not likely to marry you. For them masculinity is not about “being” a man, it’s about “showing” dominance. Without therapy, they won’t change.

-          Fidelity – Very, very low risk. But if she can get some counseling things may change.

-          Finances – Personally, she’s good with money, but often makes poor decisions on behalf of her “man”.

-          Chances  – Very Slim, unless you’re an azzhole.

-          Future prospects – Many women have a certain kind of guy they prefer. Perhaps it’s imprinting from an early sexual encounter, or what they saw modeled in the home, or for no reason at all. But what is certain is that things will not end well for Ms. Complicated, unless something changes.

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