Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Man's Field Guide to Women: Sports Chic

Sports Chic:




-         General Characteristics – She loves sports. She’s very logical. Handy around the house. And knows how to change her own tire.  She’s like one of the guys, except she has girl parts.  She’s the kind of girl guys say they want; fun, outgoing, gets along with your boys. Not into drama. Loves her daddy and most likely has brothers, any of which will happily bust you up, if you act up.  Most other women don’t particularly care for her, but they don’t hate her like they do the Exchange Student.

-         Found in – Sporting events, sports bars, bike and jogging trails. 

-         Relations after Marriage – Same as before she was married to you. If she wants to, she will, if she doesn’t, she won’t. She’s really not into the whole submission thing. But she’s likely to stay fit and when she does dress up, folks mouths will drop open when they see her.

-         Fidelity – Better than average, but your boys may hit on her (she has a great BS detector, so she’ll check’em if they get out of line).

-         Finances – Pretty good. She owns more flats and sneakers than pumps.

-         Chances – Good, if you can beat her in a game of 21. But be aware, she knows how men are, so she’s not gonna put up with a lot of crap (just like us).

-         Future prospects – She will never ever morph into Earth Mother, but she may someday take on goddess like qualities. Just remember, most of her friends will always be guys, and you just have to decide up front if you’re cool with that. She’s actually a good fit for Insensitive Guy, since he won’t have to change much for her.


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