A Man's Field Guide Women: The Lost Ones

The Lost Ones:

-         General Characteristics – She’s given up on the future. She lives for the here and now. She won’t ask you for anything, not even to wear protection.  She’d rather have a piece of a man, than to be alone. You can call her at 2:00 am after you’ve struck out at the club, and she’ll tell you to come right over. On a generous night, you might stop to pick her up something to eat. But you’d never take her out anywhere, and she doesn’t expect it.

-         Found in – Misery. 

-         Relations after Marriage – N/A.

-         Fidelity – N/A.

-         Finances – Horrible.

-         Chances – Darn near 100%.

-         Future prospects – She will have babies, just to have someone to love her unconditionally. But what she really needs is a friend, who is not afraid to get her hands dirty. Few Lost Ones remain lost, for it is largely a transitory phase for most of them, but a painful one.