A Woman's Field Guide to Men: Adonis

Adonis:

-         General Characteristics – Never met a mirror he didn’t like. Works out 5 days a week or more. “Knows” he’s better looking than you and spends more on “products” than you.

-         Found in – In the mirror. 

-         Relations after Marriage – He’s a bit self-centered, but that’s not a show stopper for most of y’all, although perhaps it should be. Oh, but if the kids aren’t strikingly good looking, he may not claim them.

-         Fidelity – He needs his ego stroked, which unfortunately can lead to other kinds of stroking.

-         Finances – Slightly better than average (studies have shown that good looking people tend to get promoted more often. See Survival of the Prettiest).

-         Chances – He’s really not paying you any attention. But if you placate him and play dumb, he might say yes, when you ask him out.

-         Future prospects – He’ll get some promotions early in his career largely based on his looks (and height), but no one wants to lose money, so if he can’t cut it, he’ll be exposed. His looks will fade, but his ego won’t get the memo until 10 to 20 years later.