The Hustler:
- General Characteristics – He comes at you with plenty of swag. The kind of swag you only get from walking outside of the lines. Lots of guys who’ve been in prison, change their ways when they get out, but we’re not talking about those guys. We’re referring here to guys still in the game. I know the suits on Madison Avenue have you convinced that the Hustler is what you want in a man, but really? No, I mean really? (By the way, Tupac attended Julliard and James Dean was bi. Nothing wrong with either, I’m just saying, don’t believe the hype.)
- Found in – In prison, on his way to prison, in the morgue or on his way to the morgue.
- Relations after Marriage – At best conjugal visits in seedy rooms upstate, three to four hours away. But for the most part you’re flying solo.
- Fidelity – What do you think?
- Finances – Drug dealing is a pyramid scheme. Those trying to get in the gang don’t get paid. Those on the first level make less than minimum wage (about $3.50/hr). The lieutenants may make close to six figures, and the kingpin of an international drug cartel, well, he’s getting paid. But it’s really like playing the lottery, except when you lose, you’re the one getting “scratched” (When you get a chance, please see this video from the TED by Freakonomics author Steven Levitt Why do Drug Dealers still live with their Moms?).
- Chances – The Hustler can always use another fool.
- Future prospects – Not so bright, unless his cell has a window facing east.
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