Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Woman's Field Guide to Men: Mean Guy

Mean Guy:


-         General Characteristics – He’s an asshole.

-         Found in – Stalking his ex-girlfriend, keying his neighbor’s car, on YouTube cussing out his lady.

-         Relations after Marriage: Horrible. But what do you expect, he’s a asshole.

-         Fidelity – Nawl Shortie, Homie don’t play that, but he’s always accusing you. But the truth of the matter is that it’s not you. He’s the kind of guy that might beat your ass, just because it’s Tuesday and he’s bored.

-         Finances – Would be decent, if he could stay out of court.

-         Chances – Why would you want to be with this guy?  

-         Future prospects – An 8 by 5 cell.  Most of them have good survival instincts (smart about not getting caught), but they’ll eventually screw up. In fact, one reason they’re so mean, is because they’re not the brightest and being mean and controlling is their way to make up for that.


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